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You're gonna dig this punchline

Friday, 28 September, 2018 - 12:59 pm

An Aggie, Longhorn and Chabad Rabbi walk into a bar. They each order a round of l'chaims and wish each other long life. The Aggie says, Gig 'em! The longhorn says,

Actually, I am not going to finish the joke. No joke, a joke without a punchline, ain't a joke.

Now, don't miss the punchline! We blew it with shofar Rosh Hashana, made it a fast Yom Kippur, shook up lulav in the Sukkah - now it's time to dance up the Torah! 

What an amazing Tishrei and Sukkos celebration so far! One more Sukkot dinner under the stars to go! Tonight! Then, dance with the Torahs on Simchas Torah!


  • Tonight, Sukkos Dinner Under Stars
  • Sunday night, warm up Hakafot
  • Monday, Yizkor & "Geshem"
  • Monday night, Main Hakafot
  • Tuesday, complete and begin Torah

Check out all of these awesome events coming up in October!

  • Simchat Torah Uptown - Dance Like a Star! Monday, October 1, 2018, 7:45 pm
    Come join us for an unbelievable, all night, happy, thrilling, stress-relieving, dance-til-you-drop, beyond belief and total excitement, feast-on-amazing-foods, l'chaims and fun for all Simchat Torah Party!
  • Pink Shabbat - YJP First Fridays Friday, October 5, 2018, 6:45 pm
    In support of Jewish women facing the daunting challenge of cancer, First Fridays this month is PINK SHABBAT, in conjunction of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. FREE until Thursday, $18 after. Use promo code: advance
  • Oct. Tuesdays Mommy & Me - With a Jewish Twist Tuesdays 9:30 am, Oct. 9, 16, 23, 30
    The Mommy & Me program offers a great opportunity to meet other moms, share experiences, discuss child growth and development.
  • Super Soup for Women - Taste Testing & Talk Sunday, October 28, 2018 at 7 PM – 8:30 PM
    Super Soup! - Taste Testing and Talk for Women;  A deeper look into Jewish penicillin. Sarah E. Galicki, M.D.N., R.D.N., L.D. is a registered dietitian who specializes in weight management and nutrition counseling at Appetite Health LLC. -

Shabbos Chol Hamoed Sukkos

-Friday, Sept. 28
- Shacharis at 6:45 am
- Lulav & Etrog Available for public use
Before 6:53 pm Light Shabbat Candles
- 6:55 pm Mincha & Evening Services (Maariv) 
- 8:00 pm Sukkot Shabbos Dinner - RSVP required

Sat. Sept. 29 
- 9:00 am Chassidus
- 10:00 am Morning Services 
- No Lulav 
Followed by kiddush in the Sukkah

- 6:55 pm Mincha 
- 7:45 pm Maariv, Havdalla (In Sukkah) and Shabbat Ends 
Living Torah Video
- 1:10 am (Sunday) Hoshana Rabba Tehillim​​​​​​​ at Chabad 10900 Fondren Rd.

Sunday, Sept. 30 - Hoshana Rabba
- 1:10 am (Sunday) Hoshana Rabba Tehillim at Chabad 10900 Fondren Rd.
- 8:00 am Shacharit Services with Lulav & Special Hoshaanot Prayers

Shemini Atzeret & Simchat Torah 
Sun., Sept. 30 - Shemini Atzeret 
- 6:50 pm Light Holiday Candles 
- 6:50 pm Mincha & Evening Services Hakafot-celebratory dancing - This one is only the warm up - to connect with Israel! (See main hakafot below). 

Mon., Oct. 1 - Shemini Atzeret & Simchat Torah 
- 10:00 am Morning Services 
- 12:15 pm Yizkor 
Teffilas Geshem 
- Say Goodbye to Sukkah
- 6:50 pm Mincha & Evening Services Grand Hakafot-celebratory dancing - This one is the real deal! 
- After 7:43 pm Light Holiday Candles 

Tues., Oct. 2 - Simchat Torah 
- 10:00 am Morning Services 
Hakafot-celebratory dancing 
Mincha after Hakafot 

- 7:41 pm Maariv, Havdalla & Holiday Ends

Thursday, Oct. 4 - Shacharis at 6:45 am

Have a good Shabbos!

Rabbi Chaim & Chanie

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